Lennek: Acquire accompaniment.
PesterLog:
-- contumaciousTimbre [CT] added aestheticArtificer [AA] at 2:06 am --
CT: AA I NEEEED YOUR HEELP. CC HAS BEEEEN HACKEED BY CINEEMACOGNOSCEENTEE.
AA: Oh wow, give me a moment to take a quick gander at the log(s) above.
AA: Yeesh. Alright, I'm up to speed.
AA: Ah! Hi Nennie!
CC: *omg! hi Seph!
CC: * c|:D
AA: >BD
CT: AA STOP YOU AREE EENGAGING WITH THEE EENEEMY. THAT ISN'T THEE REEAL NEENIAN.
AA: I don't know, she seems pretty real to me.
CC: *fin^lly someone who's being sensible!
AA: Also, why do you keep calling me "AA." You know my name, it's not like it would kill you to use it.
CT: AREE YOU BRAINDEEAD? IF I USEED YOUR NAMEE THEE EENEEMY WOULD KNOW WAY TOO MUCH. PLEEASEE REEREEAD THEE CONVEERSATION SO FAR AND SEEEE THROUGH THIS HACKEER'S RUSEE.
AA: Nenian already said an abbreviated version of Sephie. This is obviously the real Nenian.
CT: YOU AREEN'T LISTEENING-
AA: Trust me, I AM listening, and I've read what you have sent thus far. It is NOT pretty. I mean, seriously, would it kill you to let some words that aren't your own into your thick skull?
AA: To quote someone I know: "YOU AREEN'T LISTEENING." >BP
AA: As an outside source, let me set some things straight.
AA: 1.) Nenian was not at the meeting. This was stated as the meeting began, and at no point did she ever arrive late.
AA: 2.) None of us said a word to Nenian during said meeting. Thus there is no way she could have known the order in which we decided to message these people.
CT: STOP.
AA: What's the rush? You wanted my help right?
CT: YOU AREEN'T HEELPING LIKEE I ASKEED, YOU'REE JUST SIDING WITH THEE EENEEMY.
AA: Oh, thank you for reminding me. You mention an "enemy," but:
AA: 3.) There is no enemy. These people have not been established as threats, and you are only treating them as such because you have this stigma against finding out you're incorrect.
AA: Haha, okay no more numbered list that felt a bit dramatic in retrospect.
AA: What I'm saying is, Lennek, you aren't taking in what we're saying to you. Not only that, you're treating these new people we've discovered in paradox space as threats! Ironic, as you literally threatened cinemaCognoscente in the pesterlog above.
CC: *Sephie I c^n't th^nk yov enovgh for being so level-he^ded ^bovt ^ll of this!
AA: It's not even an issue, hun! I mean, it would be pretty easy to spot a fake.
CC: * c|:DDD
CT: NO. NO NO NO NO NO!
CT: YOU'REE WRONG ABOUT EEVEERYTHING. YOU HAVEE NEEVEER EEVEEN ONCEE BEEEEN RIGHT IN YOUR EENTIREE LIFEE. THEEY WHISPEERED TO MEE I'D KILL HEER. ID BEE THEE ONEE TO DO IT. SINCEE I'M THEE EEMBODIMEENT OF HEEROISM, CLEEARLY THAT MEEANS SHEE'S EEVIL. YOU KNOW, IF HEER HACKING INTO OUR DEEAR FRIEEND'S ACCOUNT WASN'T EENOUGH PROOF. IT WAS A MISTAKEE EEVEEN TRYING TO GEET YOUR HEELP TO BEEGIN WITH.
AA: Duh. Of course it was a mistake. Hacking is out of my skillset!
CT: WHAT?????
AA: Yup. I make model planes and small electronics. I don't know what led you to believe I'd be able to hack into Trollian to unhack Nenian.
AA: I mean, if this had been an actually dangerous scenario-
AA: Oh this is bloody rich. He's starting to throw a fit. One sec.
CT: AAAAAAAEEHRRBGAHBDGASVDHASGHFAJSBSSTIPDSOTPSOTP
CT: SEEPHIEE STOP YOU'REE NOT TAKING MY COMPUTING DEEVICEE/
CT: STo
CT: I think we're done here. Hey Nennie, if you're up for it I'd love to chat about this new person you've met. >B)
-- contumaciousTimbre [CT] ceased trolling courageousChronicler [CC] & aestheticArtificer [AA] at 02:23 am –-